Austin Taiwanese Association - ATA

 The informational website for Taiwanese-American community in Austin, TX.

                                (ATA) P.O. Box 29035, Austin, TX 78755

 

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# 12

  你是否還曾記得古玩意ㄦ <-click here

 

 

 

#11

  No trucks needed <-click here

 

 

 

 

#10 Video : Training Camp - Japan 2002

               (requires Window Media Player, 1.8 MB,   1min04sec)

 

 

 

 

#9  Video : jokes  

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#8 老師有兩種

 

讀國小的時候,覺得老師有兩種:
一種是男的、一種是女的;
進了國中,發現老師還是有兩種:
一種是會打人的、一種不會打人;
考上大學,發現老師也是有兩種:
一種是有學問的、一種是沒學問的;
自己當了老師之後,還是發現...老師有兩種:
一種是有骨氣的、一種是沒有骨氣的。

●先後秩序
一天,小華上作文課,作文題目是:「我的願望。」
小華寫著:「我第一個願望是希望有個可愛的寶寶,第二個願望是希望有個好丈夫...。」
作文簿發下來後,只見老師評語處寫到:「請注意先後秩序!」

 

 

 

 

 

#7  轉寄: 狗狗為什麼會恨他們 的主人  <-click here

       Why dogs hate their owners

 

 

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#6 If you can see pink balls... STOP!

      Concentrate in the cross. These balls will disappear!

 

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#5  My New Car!!

Well....the time has finally come when the gas costs more than the money in my wallet... so, I had to go yesterday and buy a new car!!  
If you happen to see me...give a toot and then pull over and get the heck out of my way!!
Gas prices finally got to me.

 

 

 

 

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#4 Say the COLOUR, not the word!

 

 

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# 3 Cellphone accessory

 

 

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#2 - 輕鬆一下

笑一笑

 

有一個很有愛心的但不太會講台語的實習護士,
在一次的實習機會裡,她親切地對只會說台語的老阿媽說
:


「阿媽!我是乎你死(護理系)的學生﹐
我的老師叫我來乎你勇氣
(氧氣)﹐乎你死死 (吸一吸)!
老阿媽面露懼色﹐渾身發抖﹐搖頭直囔:「麥,麥ㄚ
!
 xx見她如此倔強﹐拿過氧氣罩毫不留情的硬往臉上一放:
什麼麥芽!豆芽!趕快死
()!快死!那不死!死死ㄟ卡爽快

 

 

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#1 - Thought your shoes were uncomfortable?
      
Latest fashions from Italy and Japan...    
<-click here


 

Temporarily, photos can be seen on a different site (click on any photo)                               Last updated: 12/11/06.